Monday, November 16, 2009

Roadkill Mule Deer: $417

Out here in rural Utah there really isn't much traffic. More than five cars driving through town at the same time feels like rush hour and fender-benders are rare. There isn't a stop light for at least 50 miles. Yet, safe as this sounds for drivers on these country roads, there are still dangers lurking behind every juniper tree, potential disasters waiting in the sagebrush. Deer, elk -- even rabbits -- are hazardous highway threats and can leap out into the road at any mile marker. The damage they can cause to a vehicle -- and the person inside that vehicle -- can be monumental. Anything from a smashed grill, broken headlights, or a complete totaling are all possibilities, along with injuries to driver and passengers if the deer or elk happens to blast through the windshield.

So I was glad to receive a phone call and hear that my friends, Danny and Gretchen, were safe and sound after hitting and killing a two-point mule deer buck near the town cemetery. I was also quite excited to hear that they intended to call the game warden and take the deer home with them to butcher -- and that they needed my help to load the animal into their pick-up truck. "We'll give you some of the meat, if you're interested," Gretchen said. Hmm. Fresh venison, bones for soup, maybe some liver -- sounds good to me!

So off I went with my girlfriend at 9:30 p.m. to do a little "gathering." I can't really say that there was any hunting involved, as all we did was pick up a very dead deer. After loading it into Gretchen and Danny's truck, we agreed to meet up the next day to butcher.

On a beautiful Sunday afternoon in the front yard of a friends house, we began the fascinating process that human beings have engaged in for hundreds of thousands of years before us -- except we used modern technology to get the job done quicker. Danny tied one end of a rope to the hitch of his pick-up truck and the other end over a sturdy tree branch and around the buck's neck, almost like a noose readied for a hanging. Hopping in his truck and pulling forward, the 200+ lbs. animal magically rose into the air and was suspended at the perfect butchering height. Now that's country.

Danny then quickly and efficiently removed the hide of the deer by pulling it back and cutting the fine, sheath-like material just underneath. Once it was freed, Gretchen decided to work the hide and prepare it for tanning. Next, Danny hacksawed off the legs above the knee joints and began quartering the animal, procuring all the choice cuts: brisket, loins, backstrap, and plenty of meat for roasts. He had already thrown out the liver, heart, and other organ meats as they were all damaged and bloody. This particular buck was fairly lean, which makes sense given that it was a lower elevation-dwelling mule deer in October. Deer and elk in higher elevations would certainly be fatter this time of year as they pile on extra stores for the cold winter months.

Danny explained that much of the meat on the buck was questionable for human consumption due to the prevalence of CWD -- Chronic Wasting Disease -- in Utah deer populations. The risk of transmission of this prion disease (similar to the infamous "mad cow disease") to humans is thought to be very low, if at all. But we weren't willing to take the risk, so any meat stained with blood from the spine was discarded (CWD is a central nervous system disease). And we sure weren't about to eat deer brains either, so the head was also tossed.

In the end, after quartering and butchering the buck, we attained 70-80 lbs. of roasts, steaks, and tough meat for burger grind. My friend at the local meat locker was kind enough to blend the grind meat with some grass-fed beef fat he had on hand, which made for some amazing hamburgers. We also hacked up the bones, rich with marrow, for broth and soup.

Total processing costs: $17. Estimated damage to Danny and Gretchen's vehicle: $400.

Roadkill Mule Deer: $417. A true country delicacy.

11 comments:

Matt Stone said...

Damn. I thought I was a hippie, but this takes it to a whole new level! That's it, I'm going elk hunting in my Mini tonight. Enjoy that liver wild man.

Ryan Koch (Health Matters to Me) said...

It ain't about being hippy, Matt. It's about being country. Don't you forget that.

Sell that Mini for a pick-up truck. Ya' hear?

PaleoRD said...

How does it taste?

Ryan Koch (Health Matters to Me) said...

PaleoRD,

I don't know if you've ever had venison before, but it's pretty much like beef with a bit of a gamey taste to it, almost fishy -- but a mild fishy.

I really like the taste of all wild game. Well, except elk liver. I couldn't handle that stuff -- very strong!

Jake of Flagstaff said...

A good friend of mind gave me some elk liver and kidney (hunted with black powder), that with suggestion I cooked with onions, with no negitive taste. Might be a poss way of eating elk liver.
-Jake of Flagstaff

Ryan Koch (Health Matters to Me) said...

Jake,

It may have been what the elk was eating that made the difference -- lots of sagebrush around here. I cooked the liver with onions and it did nothing to cover up the over-powering taste! My dog absolutely loved it, though.

I'm thinking I'll try making a pate (liver spread) with the rest of the liver that's sitting in my freezer -- maybe that will make it bearable.

my hcg journey said...

Great article Ryan. But next time keep the brains for tanning the hide. When it comes to CWD it's not in every deer and the deer will show signs of sickness i.e. weight loss, abnormal behavior etc. http://www.cwd-info.org/pdf/CWD%20Brochure.pdf

PS deer aren't gamey they just taste like deer not beef.

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Ryan Koch @ Health Matters to Me said...

Dave,

Thanks for the comment. Yeah, we didn't really make an effort with the hide. I've seen how long it takes folks to tan a hide by hand, and I wasn't real interested this time around. Maybe next time, though.

You're absolutely right about CWD and the signs and symptoms. The problem was that we didn't see the deer alive, so we couldn't observe abnormal behavior. One curious physical feature it had was a gall-like growth on its left eye. Nice link you posted -- thanks.

Regarding the taste of deer, I was attempting to explain it to somebody who has never tasted it. In my experience, when I first tasted it, I thought it was like mildly fishy (gamey) beef. But, yeah, venison stands on its own in terms of flavor, texture, etc.

Anonymous,

Thanks for the kind words -- and thanks for reading!

Rick said...

This is pretty common practice up here in Canada. Someone usually winds up taking the animal home.

Ryan Koch @ Health Matters to Me said...

Rick,

That's good to hear. I don't know if it's like this in Canada, but around here (and in most of the states as far as I know), there are a lot of legalities surrounding roadkill. We had to call the game warden to get permission, and then the Sheriff came by to do some paperwork.